Listen up,
Our warehouse is in chaos right now.
Orders are flooding in faster than we can pack them.
My shipping manager just called me in a panic.
"Zach, we're moving more inventory in 3 days than we normally do in 2 weeks."
Here's what's happening:
Smart guys are stockpiling alpaca socks before August hits. Because July's been a preview of hell... and we've still got weeks of this torture left. Because they know what happens when temperatures spike and their cotton socks turn into foot prisons.
James Schrader (comedian) nailed it:
"I used to get that 'zombie foot' feeling after a long day in boots, but with Hollow Socks, that's a thing of the past."
That's the difference between suffering through the rest of summer...
And actually enjoying it.
But this deal won't last much longer.
The math doesn't work.
So if you're thinking about it...
Stop thinking.
Don't say I didn't warn you,
Zach
P.S. Matthew (ultrarunner) said it best: "My feet stay dry in any condition, allowing me to perform my best." That's what you're missing out on if you wait.
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