Southern Style Cooking: We Were Forced To Take HR Training

Friday, March 14, 2025

We Were Forced To Take HR Training

The Weekly Bird

CHUCK LED A MANDATORY HR SENSITIVITY TRAINING - In light of a recent event involving a microwaved grapefruit, an emergency session was called to order.

For starters, Chuck told us we couldn't do "fun accents" in the office as they could be perceived as offensive stereotypes. Jamaican Jordan strongly disagreed. "Ayyy dat's some bullshit mon!"

Chuck got visually uncomfortable talking about the sexual stuff, so he printed a handout and put it on our desks face down. Chuck also censored the word "p*nis" and "female p*nis" to be safe. He knows the correct word is vagina but he wanted to stay on the safe side.

Chuck could tell he was losing us toward the end of the session and wanted to go out with a bang. After summoning up some courage in the bathroom, he came out and performed an original rap for us. Chuck's performance was so bad, Peter asked him to leave the office for cultural appropriation.

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