Hey there,
Independence Day means freedom.
Freedom from British rule. Freedom from work (hopefully).
And now... freedom from your damn SWEATY FEET.
Because we just went completely off the rails with our 4th of July offer:
Yeah, you read that right. We're basically giving away half our inventory because... America.
Look, I know what you're thinking...
"What's the catch, Zach?"
There isn't one.
We just want more men like you to experience what Earl C did when he finally ditched his Nike socks after FIFTY YEARS:
"I have no plans to purchase Nike socks again. I will finish out my days with Hollow." That's the kind of sock liberation we're after.
Because our American-made alpaca socks don't just keep your feet dry...
They make your entire summer better.
No more:
- Powdering your socks like you're baking a cake
- Bringing spare pairs to work like some kind of foot prepper
- Keeping your shoes on at the lake because you're embarrassed
Just cool, dry feet... no matter what you're doing.
Whether you're:
- Grilling in 90-degree heat
- Standing all day at the parade
- Working overtime because your boss doesn't respect holidays
Your feet will finally feel like they've been declared independent from sweat.
This offer won't last long. Our inventory team is already having a meltdown.
To freedom from foot suffering,
ZachP.S. Remember that guy who wore our socks for 12 STRAIGHT DAYS on an elk hunt? Put 150 miles on them without washing? Still "no stink." That's what we're offering you, at half price. Click here before this deal vanishes like fireworks in the night sky.
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