If you're reading this at your desk on Monday, we're sorry ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | A birddogs CHRISTMAS CAROL | | Over the weekend, our CEO Peter was visited by three Christmas ghosts. | | Just like Scrooge before him, they tried to get him to soften his hard-nosed managerial style and practice some empathy! | | The ghost of Christmas Past took Peter back to see his humble high school beginnings. | | The ghost wanted to understand WHY Peter felt the need to bully a random 9th grader and shove him into his high school locker. | | The Ghost of Christmas Present tried to show Peter a lesson in common courtesy. | | He took Peter to an alternate timeline in which birddogs newsletters did not make fun of employees and respected their privacy. | | Lastly, The Ghost of Christmas Future gave Peter a look into the future if he didn't change his demanding ways… | | Long story short, Peter told each ghost to go f**k themselves for trying to teach him a lesson about feelings. | | He said if he ran a business on compassion he'd change the company name from birddogs to Bolsheviks. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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