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| | THE FINAL CHAPTER OF KARL'S QUEST TO BREED BIRD-DOGS | | To be clear, he's trying to genetically crossbreed a chicken with a labrador. | | Karl set up a web cam so people could follow his experiment in real-time. | | However, we had to shut the live-stream down because Karl kept the animals in the bathroom and you could clearly see him taking dumps. | | Karl had trouble getting his bird and dog to "be intimate." | | He kept trying to set the mood with some candlelight and sexy music. | | In an act of desperation, Karl tried putting a chicken egg up the dog's butt. | | Luckily Chuck got involved right before disaster struck... he didn't bother explaining why it wouldn't work. | | For those that are worried about the chicken and dog, don't worry they now live on a petting farm upstate. | | Well not exactly - the chicken died after 2 weeks of eating cat food but we did convince Karl to give the dog away. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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